hey girls read this

i'll phone you , honest -,-

this has to be the oldest untruth . boys were using this one even before the invention of the telephone . in the Dark Ages knights out on a date with a damsel would say , 'i'll carrier-pigeon you , honest,' only for the damsel never to hear another word . any boy who uses it knows that you knoow it really means ; 'thanks and everything , but I WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.' no boy who really likes you will never say it . and if a boy does say it , the best way to caunter it is to respond : THAT'S SWEET OF YOU , BUT I THINK YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I'M SO BUSY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE , THANK YOU LOSER :)